34 2 2As we boarded the flight from London to Inverness, it seemed perhaps that shooting for Blaine Tessier's new film, Mister Landlord, had already begun. A 6ft 2in, bristly chinned, barrel-chested "stewardess" announced, in a booming baritone, "Good Morning, My name is Sarah. Welcome aboard." As it transpired, Sarah was a wisecracking testament to the airline's
